Justin Beiber Rapist

Now I know lots of people hate Bieber; he’s up there with High School Musical and Twilight and I can see why. He’s got a whiny little voice as he’s singing about love and romance which he’s obviously to young to understand, not to mention the homophobic and anti-abortion “opinions” that he “has” that are being spread around his fans as facts of life. Now that may be why lots of people hate him, but have they actually watched his video? Have you? Click that link, I’ll wait…

Done? Ok, let’s start.

So it starts off innocently enough Bieber crying “Ohh Waaoohh x3” (quoted from the official lyric sheet) sticking his hand in his pocket, then heading to a bowling alley with some of his friends - I did that when I was 15 too (the pocket and bowling bits, not the “ohh waaoohh” bit), that's all fine.

Then at about 0:13, he sees some girl with her friends, and immediately declares that:

“You know you love me, I know you care. Just shout whenever, And I’ll be there. You want my love, You want my heart, And we will never ever ever be apart”

Does that strike anybody else as wrong? We can only assume that they’ve met before, because if I shouted that to a girl in a bowling alley I’d be arrested. Check out the main girl’s friend’s face at 0:17, even in the video the characters are thinking this little punk is just a bit too rape-y for their liking.

Then things start to take a turn for the worse as far as “Baby” is concerned (just the fact that that’s the only thing he calls her has me concerned for her health): at 0:39, after stating that she thinks of them as “just friends”, he grabs her jacket and pulls her towards him. 

When she struggles and pulls away, he’s starts shouting about his broken heart. He dances around her friends calling her “baby” over and over, then sits on that little ball dispensing gadget so that the only way she can get her bowling ball is to grab it from his crotch. 

When that doesn’t work he’s goes for a more direct approach at 0:54 and places his crotch right where her hand is and starts stroking her hair.

Baby finally gets the common sense to walk away from this creep, but then he starts with the “Baby, baby no” and follows her through the bowling alley rolling over pool tables to block her exit. At 1:20 Bieber’s friends join in on the fun and start egging him on since they too obviously “can’t believe [they’re] not together”

and at 1:24 Bieber realises that walking along banisters doesn’t really impress the ladies, so takes to grabbing at her clothes again.

After a quick crotch-thrust from the Beebz, Mr. Ludicris comes to his aid at 2:13, apparently distracting the camera’s attention with nonsense statements about not needing coffee when he was 13 (did anyone), while Bieber slips some rohypnol in Baby’s diet coke.

Around about 2:46, the rohypnol kicks in and Baby starts to become impressed by Bieber’s I-don’t-care attitude. She’s no longer the victim; instead it’s now the poor bowling alley’s cleaner who’s gonna have to take care of all the alleys Bieber and crew dance upon  and apparently all she’s looking for in a guy is a dark-side that’s not aimed at her.

(seriously, guys, they give you special shoes for a reason)

Finally, at 3:26 we learn that the girl who’s been singing backing vocals the whole way through was actually Bieber himself, but by that point it’s too late for that to mean anything; Bieber and Ludicris share a congratulatory handshake on a job well done, and then it’s off to the Pizzeria’s bathroom stall where Baby will have to:

“Just shake me til’ you wake me”

When Glee covered this they made it look all cute and innocent and about Chord Overstreet’s hair. Were they missing something? Or have I just become way to cynical and able to read anything into anything? 

All jokes aside; she's drugged and he’s forcing her hand into his crotch. Right? I’m not the only one seeing this?