The
main plot of the movie basically starts with man-scientist showing how
charmingly inept he is at dealing with children, apparently he just happens to
carry around a velociraptors claw with him for the sake of terrorising small
boys who laugh at his theories.
After listening to his main reasons for believing that dinosaurs are now
birds, it not actually too difficult to imagine why he'd need to carry some
kind of anti-bullying protection around with him at all times:
"Look at the pubic bone, turned backward
just like a bird.
Look at the vertebrae, full of airsacs and hollows just like a bird.
And even the word 'Raptor' means 'Bird of Prey'"
Look at the vertebrae, full of airsacs and hollows just like a bird.
And even the word 'Raptor' means 'Bird of Prey'"
The
bone stuff, yeah fair enough maybe, I'm no expert in that field. But as far as
I'm concerned that last line alone is enough to immediately discredit someone
claiming to be a scientist. He argument seems to be that the ancient Greeks
were so good at naming things, that when a bunch of people took one of their
words as a metaphor thousands of years later - that's enough evidence to
conclude that the two things are actually the same thing.
I
watched this with a fellow linguist, and we both audibly groaned when he was
only halfway through the sentence. By the time he'd finished it we were ready
to throw things at the TV.
But
the main premise of the movie isn't about dinosaurs being birds, I can almost
forgive someone for not realising that words aren't the same thing as reality (almost),
it's about an amusement park - an amusement park that's about to be shut down
because one of its rides ate one of the workers (or at least gave him a decent
mauling). So Colonel Saunders calls in the "scientists" to show them
around, and get them to tell everybody how awesome it all is, because if
there's one thing that world respects, it's sexy scientists being paid to
endorse a product.
He
could have at least worn an open lab-coat over that bare chest.
So
these scientists come to the island and it takes them until their first meal to
decide that they don't like it. This is actually fair enough and pretty much
the only smart thing they do the whole movie - up until this point they've been
in a helicopter which doesn't have working seatbelts, almost been trampled by
the opening attraction, and gotten off a ride they were supposedly fastened
into by simply pushing at the locks and walking through the door into the main
lab.
Does
any of this come up? Not one of them thinks "Well, I could get behind
this, but maybe make it so that 3 children working in unison couldn't overide
your entire security".
Instead,
the object to the fact that the Colenel is "cheating" evolution:
Gee, the lack of humilty before nature that's being displayed
here staggers me...
don't you see the danger inherent in what your doing here. Genetic power's the most
awesome force the world has ever seen but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun...
I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any
discipline to attain it, you read what others had done and you took the next step,
you didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it.
You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could
and before you even knew it you had...
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they "could" they stop to think about whether they "should".
don't you see the danger inherent in what your doing here. Genetic power's the most
awesome force the world has ever seen but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun...
I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any
discipline to attain it, you read what others had done and you took the next step,
you didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it.
You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could
and before you even knew it you had...
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they "could" they stop to think about whether they "should".
What
pisses me off most about this speech is the bastardised quotation of "we
are but dwarves standing on the shoulders of giants", which Wikipedia
handily paraphrases as "One who develops future intellectual pursuits by
understanding the research and works created by notable thinkers of the
past."
So
yeah, not only did the writers of this little speech not understand the very
purpose of science, but they butchered a beautiful line which actually
summarises everything that scientific progress is about.
Unfortunately,
that was only sexy-scientist warming up his complete lack of understanding.
He's angry at the Colonel for not earning the science for
himself, because if there's one thing that scientists do on a regular basis, is
discover a field that no one ever has investigated before and take the
experimentation to such a level that it's theoretical and practical
implications are so well understood that no one ever needs to bother with it
again.
But then he goes on:
Dinosaurs had their shot, and nature selected them for
extinction...
What's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act
that scars.
What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
That
little spark of rhetoric is what I hate the most about the film. True, it was
only one man's opinion but the others didn't exactly shoot him down;
lady-scientist just nodded her head and moved the conversation onto the
eco-system. None of these people are fit to wear the lab-coats they're so
desperately avoiding.
Sexy-scientist
literally compares the scientific method to rape - not even subtly so, he
actually uses the word "rape". The Colonel is trying to augment the
natural world, to bring about a new stage of life that we didn't think could have
even been possible only years previously. He makes the point himself: sure,
dinosaurs are what's gonna bring the crowds in, but the profits can go to
wildlife preservation or saving the countless animal and plant species that
have been wiped from the planet by mankind. He only goes so far as to talk
about condors, but think what we could learn from a cloned neandrathal, a being
with the same capabilities of sentienty as humans, but with a radically
different interpretation of the world.
Dinosaurs
are the first step, and sure he'd have probably been safer with a nice Dodo
petting-zoo, but that wouldn't bring in the money to give them the lee-way to
turn the attention onto the practical implications of this kind of discovery
could have for mankind.
And
what really gets me, what pisses me off so much more than the
fact that a man who calls himself a scientist can have those opinions of
"discovery", is that in the Jurassic Park world, he's right!
This
is a man who repeatedly states that "life will find a way", and that
the problems in the movie are the Colonel's fault for "angering
evolution". These are the people that the world turns to when death itself
has been redefined, and the limitations of what it means to be alive have been
infintely expanded, and yet none of them can tell the difference between
"life", "evolution" and "karma". And to make it
worse, they seem to believe that all three of them are conscious, self-aware
and petty forces who like to kill people that annoy them.
If
the movie makers are going to sacrifice education for entertainment, then that's fine, I
object, but it's their perogative - but this movie replaced it with
miseducation. There's already enough fear and misunderstanding regarding
what evolution actually is - children don't need to be afraid that it's
actually going to send dinosaurs after them when they're sitting in the
bathroom.
Pictured:
NOT evolution
And that's why I hate
this movie.
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